New Forum The Laughter Room

[Mali]

Admin have started a new forum called the laughter room here you can place your funny jokes, emails, etc here. Please keep it clean for the sake of some of our younger members. If you would like to see an older laughter room let me know and we can arrange it thanks Admin

[lorie]

I read something on amother forum that had my laughing out loud.
A groomer told her client that her Labadoodle really needed to be brushed because of matting.
The client said, "I thought they just rubbed the mats off on rocks! What do Labadoodles out in the wild do?"

Just a little groomer humor...

[Mali]

Ah really.... I like that one... just rub them on the rocks... funny.

[Beth<3]

AHHHHH lol rub them on the rock HAHAHA..

Oh i have 1 ..

why did the chicken cross the road??

to get to the other side..

get it get it..

OK so i dont have one lol..

[Beth<3]

I got one.. Ok so i stole it from another forum but i loved it and ahd to share.

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the car,
I notice mail on the porch that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the garbage can,
And notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
Since I’m going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table,
And see that there is only one cheque left.
My extra cheques are in my desk in the den,
So I go to my desk where
I find the cup of coffee I’d been drinking.
I’m going to look for my cheques,
But first I need to push the coffee aside
So that I don’t accidentally knock it over.
The coffee is getting cold,
And I decide to make another cup.
As I head toward the kitchen with the cold coffee,
A vase of flowers on the table
Catches my eye–they need water.
I put the Coffee on the counter and
Discover my sun glasses that
I’ve been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back in my purse,
But first I’m going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I’ll be looking for the remote,
But I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table,
So I decide to put it back by the TV where it belongs,
But first I’ll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
The car isn’t washed
The bills aren’t paid
There is a cold cup of coffee sitting on the counter
The flowers don’t have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can’t find the remote,
I can’t find my glasses,
And I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
And I’m really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
And I’ll try to get some help for it,
But first I’ll check my e-mail….


Don’t laugh — if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming…..
Whether you want to admit it or not most of us have suffered from this at some point.


sorry it make me LOL cause it is true.

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