WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING

WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING


After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to
Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and
preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like
most women - she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Target.


Dear Mrs.Hudson

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in
our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban
both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr.
J.Hudson are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other
people's carts when they weren't

looking.


2. July 2:

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.



3. July 7:

He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's
restroom.

4. July 19:

Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in
Housewares. Get on it right away? This caused the employee to leave her
assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in
turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time
and costing the company money.

5. August 4:

Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layby.

6. August 14:

Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15:

Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers
he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the
bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23:

When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed,
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Police were called.

9. September 4:

Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he
picked his nose.

10. September 10:

While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where
the antidepressants were.


11. October 3:

Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission
Impossible' theme.


12. October 6:

In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using
different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18:

Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME!
PICK ME!'


14. October 21:

When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal
position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'







And last, but not least:

15. October 23:

Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very
loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!!!

One of the clerks passed out.

Now that is a good excuse not to take the OH shopping..

Hahaha ... see we do have good points ...

Sorry oldboi....but I am surprised a man could think of all those things????????

Yacket's Mum wrote:Sorry oldboi....but I am surprised a man could think of all those things????????

Me to but it is obvious the character in this email did or story. Either way what he did got him out of shopping at least he will now get to watch the footy!!