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Harold
by Mali Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:22 pm
Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night
after dinner Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and
ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They
begin to chat, with lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred
and says . 'Do you know what I miss most of all?'
'What?' She asks.
'SEX!' he replies.
'Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!'
'I know,' says Harold , 'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.
'Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and
proceeds to hold it tenderly. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night
in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's
manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,
Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around
the senior citizen home where she finally found him sitting by the pool with another
female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that
I don't have?'
Old Harold smiled sheepishly and replied....... 'Parkinson's
after dinner Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and
ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They
begin to chat, with lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred
and says . 'Do you know what I miss most of all?'
'What?' She asks.
'SEX!' he replies.
'Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!'
'I know,' says Harold , 'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.
'Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and
proceeds to hold it tenderly. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night
in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's
manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,
Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around
the senior citizen home where she finally found him sitting by the pool with another
female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that
I don't have?'
Old Harold smiled sheepishly and replied....... 'Parkinson's
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