Maxine K Mart Greeter

My 1st day of employment
> So after landing my new job as a K-Mart greeter, a good find for many
> retirees, I lasted less than a day......
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>
> About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
> mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
> obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
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> As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to
> K-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
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> The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't
> twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
> think they're twins? Are you blind, or just plain stupid?'
>
>
> I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe
> someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping
> at KMart.'
>
> My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
>

Have read that before and it is a cracker....I just love old people and there sense of humour

Yep straight to the point!!

Oh just brilliant.....

Hahaha great stuff ... heard 1 similar

Yes its very clever that is for sure...