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The turkey and the bull

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Post by herbiedog Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:25 pm

A turkey is chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighs the turkey, "but I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replies the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecks at a lump of dung and finds that it actually gives him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reaches the second branch. Finally after a week, there he is proudly perched at the top of the tree. Unfortunately he is spotted by a farmer, who shoots him out of the tree.





Moral of the story: bulls**t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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Post by oldboi Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:34 pm

lol!
Hahaha....exerlent
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Post by Mali Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:34 pm

How true is that!! 
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