10 reasons why god created Eve

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10 reasons why god created Eve

Post by herbiedog on Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:29 pm

1...God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.


2...God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote.


3...God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.


4...God knew that Adam would never be able to make a doctor’s, dentist or haircut appointment for himself.


5...God knew that Adam would never be able to remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.


6...God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.


7...As Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.


8...Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.


9...As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!


10..When God finished creating Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, “I can do better than that.”

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Re: 10 reasons why god created Eve

Post by Mali on Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:41 pm

You betcha and he did....

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