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Post by herbiedog Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:04 am

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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."

"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from the f**kin' skippin !
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Post by Yacket's Mum Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:38 pm

That cracked me up. Now I wonder if that would work for me!
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Post by oldboi Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:15 pm

Ahh yes, good-1. hahaha Irish Diet Icon_cool
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