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Post by Mali on Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:22 pm

Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night
after dinner Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and
ponder his accomplishments and long life.



One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They

begin to chat, with lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred

and says . 'Do you know what I miss most of all?'


'What?' She asks.



'SEX!' he replies.



'Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!'



'I know,' says Harold , 'but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.



'Well, I can oblige,' says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and
proceeds to hold it tenderly. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night
in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's
manhood.



Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,

Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She walked around

the senior citizen home where she finally found him sitting by the pool with another

female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.



Furious, Mildred yelled, 'You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that

I don't have?'



Old Harold smiled sheepishly and replied....... 'Parkinson's

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Re: Harold

Post by herbiedog on Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:34 pm

Ha Ha Ha ...that's me laughing out loud....... cheers

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Re: Harold

Post by oldboi on Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:55 pm

Hahaha ...

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Re: Harold

Post by Mali on Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:41 pm

Dirrty bugger!! Harold that is

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