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This One I Think Is Great!!

Post by Mali on Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:18 pm

A husband had just finished reading a
new book entitled,

'You Can Be THE MAN of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen
And announced,

'From now on,
You need to know that I am the man of this house and
My word is Law.

You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight,
And when I'm finished eating my meal,
You will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner,
You are going to go upstairs with me and we will have
the kind of sex that I want.

Afterwards,
You are going to draw me a bath so I can relax..

You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring
me my robe.
Then,you will massage my feet and hands.

Then tomorrow,
Guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

The wife replied,
'The f***ing' funeral director would be my first guess.'

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Post by herbiedog on Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:35 pm

Great Louise........ Smile

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Post by oldboi on Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:50 pm

Now that's not nice ... lol!

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Post by Mali on Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:41 pm

No not nice but oh so true!!

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