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He Said I Said

Post by Mali on Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:56 am

Thought this was just too good not to  put it up... He Said, I ( SHE ) Said 
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.

He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . .. . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT
 

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Post by herbiedog on Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:08 pm

Oh Louise that gave me my first laugh of the day...

Thanks for that one Razz

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Post by oldboi on Wed Jun 24, 2009 5:36 pm

lol! Umm speechless... Razz

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Post by Mali on Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:45 pm

Good hey I love it and I just read it again and giggled. Oldboi I am sorry you poor man we have taken the piss out of men in the last two jokes. Not my normal thing but they were too good not to share.

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Post by oldboi on Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:54 pm

lol!

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Post by Mali on Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:49 pm

Glad you have a good sense of humor oldboi. 

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