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Investment Tips For 2009

Post by Mali on Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:20 pm

Got this in the email and thought you might all like it I thought it was pretty funny who comes up with this stuff?? Someone with too much time on their hands perhaps. But whoever they are they are very clever.

Investment tips for 2009


With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner, Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang



And finally...



10. Mother's Jams & Jellies and Smucker's Jams & Jellies will unite to be:

Mother Smucker's




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Post by Beth<3 on Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:03 am

LOL.. hahaha....

yes way to much time on their hands...
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Post by sugclasco on Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:27 pm

Laughing
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Post by lorie on Mon Apr 06, 2009 5:57 pm

HaHa, titty titty bang bang!!! Laughing
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Post by Mali on Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:01 pm

Yeah I liked that one too!!

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