http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/-t1.htm A forum for all your funny jokes, emails, photos etc. Please try and keep the content clean for our younger members. Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:45:30 GMT 10 http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee54/rottyluvas/banner.png http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/-t1.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/men-never-listen-t598.htm herbiedog In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's toilet, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. “Sir”, she said "You may use the ladies toilet if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched ... The Laughter Room Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:45:30 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/men-never-listen-t598.htm#8632 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/men-never-listen-t598.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/irish-diet-t571.htm herbiedog An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs! "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I ... The Laughter Room Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:04:24 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/irish-diet-t571.htm#8050 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/irish-diet-t571.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/living-will-t572.htm herbiedog
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.

If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a bitch....]]> The Laughter Room Mon, 28 Sep 2009 13:06:42 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/living-will-t572.htm#8051 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/living-will-t572.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/second-opinion-t548.htm herbiedog The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.' Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for ... The Laughter Room Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:20:50 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/second-opinion-t548.htm#7579 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/second-opinion-t548.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/do-not-trust-doctors-t545.htm minifoxiesgsd Do Not Trust Doctors The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my Vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the Situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if you would permit.." The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, ... The Laughter Room Tue, 08 Sep 2009 02:04:40 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/do-not-trust-doctors-t545.htm#7520 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/do-not-trust-doctors-t545.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/shaking-it-up-t534.htm herbiedog Shaking it Up An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "And they're £22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice. "Yes, ma'am." "How do you turn them off?" The Laughter Room Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:04:05 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/shaking-it-up-t534.htm#7178 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/shaking-it-up-t534.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/why-we-love-children-t533.htm herbiedog 1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently. 'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. 'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move' 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of ... The Laughter Room Tue, 18 Aug 2009 18:04:45 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/why-we-love-children-t533.htm#7172 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/why-we-love-children-t533.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/not-a-good-conversationist-t530.htm oldboi A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," said Little ... The Laughter Room Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:33:04 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/not-a-good-conversationist-t530.htm#7137 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/not-a-good-conversationist-t530.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/sneaky-lol-t531.htm oldboi Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy ... The Laughter Room Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:34:14 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/sneaky-lol-t531.htm#7138 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/sneaky-lol-t531.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/sunbathin-hmmm-t532.htm oldboi A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan. She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little ... The Laughter Room Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:44:43 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/sunbathin-hmmm-t532.htm#7139 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/sunbathin-hmmm-t532.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/miss-fanny-green-t518.htm minifoxiesgsd Miss Fanny Green An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession... I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.' This ... The Laughter Room Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:12:38 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/miss-fanny-green-t518.htm#7027 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/miss-fanny-green-t518.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/why-women-shouldn-t-take-men-shopping-t529.htm minifoxiesgsd WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. Dear Mrs.Hudson Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our ... The Laughter Room Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:58:27 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/why-women-shouldn-t-take-men-shopping-t529.htm#7109 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/why-women-shouldn-t-take-men-shopping-t529.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/the-bear-the-lion-and-the-pig-t519.htm minifoxiesgsd The bear said, "If I roar in the forests of North America, the entire
forest is shivering with fear."
The Lion said, "If I roar on the great plains of Africa, the entire
Savannah is shivering with fear."
The pig said, "Big deal.. I only have to cough, and the entire planet
shits itself."]]> The Laughter Room Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:14:13 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/the-bear-the-lion-and-the-pig-t519.htm#7028 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/the-bear-the-lion-and-the-pig-t519.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes-t520.htm minifoxiesgsd A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked. ... The Laughter Room Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:16:04 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes-t520.htm#7029 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/out-of-the-mouths-of-babes-t520.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/italian-tomato-garden-t522.htm minifoxiesgsd An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would ... The Laughter Room Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:20:43 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/italian-tomato-garden-t522.htm#7031 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/italian-tomato-garden-t522.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/this-one-i-think-is-great-t521.htm minifoxiesgsd A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE MAN of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen And announced, 'From now on, You need to know that I am the man of this house and My word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, And when I'm finished eating my meal, You will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, You are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. ... The Laughter Room Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:18:42 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/this-one-i-think-is-great-t521.htm#7030 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/this-one-i-think-is-great-t521.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/harold-t523.htm minifoxiesgsd Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, with lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and says . 'Do you know what I miss most of all?' 'What?' She asks. 'SEX!' he replies. 'Why you old fart, you couldn't get it ... The Laughter Room Sat, 15 Aug 2009 23:22:39 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/harold-t523.htm#7032 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/harold-t523.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/maxine-k-mart-greeter-t510.htm minifoxiesgsd My 1st day of employment > So after landing my new job as a K-Mart greeter, a good find for many > retirees, I lasted less than a day...... > > > About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, > mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling > obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. > > > As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to > K-Mart. Nice children ... The Laughter Room Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:30:13 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/maxine-k-mart-greeter-t510.htm#6794 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/maxine-k-mart-greeter-t510.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/this-one-is-a-rippa-t509.htm minifoxiesgsd Eddie McGuire flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Aussie rules and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Collingwood. He's signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season. Two weeks later the magpies are down by 6 goals to Carlton with only 10 minutes left. The coach gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - kicks 7 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for the magpies! The fans are ... The Laughter Room Thu, 06 Aug 2009 22:27:19 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/this-one-is-a-rippa-t509.htm#6793 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/this-one-is-a-rippa-t509.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/curtain-rods-t499.htm herbiedog On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar,and a bottle of spring-water. When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar ... The Laughter Room Mon, 27 Jul 2009 20:16:36 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/curtain-rods-t499.htm#6548 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/curtain-rods-t499.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/wasn-t-me-lol-t494.htm oldboi
This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman
comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing
this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this.

They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday. I wasn't able to find
them on Sunday.]]> The Laughter Room Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:26:21 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/wasn-t-me-lol-t494.htm#6481 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/wasn-t-me-lol-t494.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/quickies-lol-t497.htm oldboi "Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual." A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only gladwrap for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second one says, "No, it�s Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a ... The Laughter Room Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:41:44 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/quickies-lol-t497.htm#6485 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/quickies-lol-t497.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/bloody-internet-t495.htm oldboi An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test. The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day." Taken back, the man protests ... The Laughter Room Fri, 24 Jul 2009 21:32:10 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/bloody-internet-t495.htm#6483 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/bloody-internet-t495.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/sales-an-golf-t491.htm oldboi A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, ... The Laughter Room Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:50:34 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/sales-an-golf-t491.htm#6340 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/sales-an-golf-t491.htm http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/the-screening-process-t484.htm oldboi A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw ... The Laughter Room Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:24:08 GMT http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/the-screening-process-t484.htm#6240 http://dogforums4everyone.forumotion.net/the-laughter-room-f23/the-screening-process-t484.htm